Spiderman Caught in India for Theft

In a crossover no one asked for, Gyalshing District Police have nabbed their very own “Spiderman”, not for saving the city, but for allegedly swinging off with gold and cash worth ₹16.98 lakh. Witnesses report zero web-slinging and 100% old-school burglary skills.

With help from Pradhan Nagar Police, the Sikkim Police team cornered the man, Rakesh Rai alias “Spider Man” at Methibari, Siliguri, ending his run from the law in the most un-cinematic way possible.

Instead of scaling buildings, the legendary climber is now expected to scale court dates and legal sections.​

Police sources hint that Spiderman’s next big release will not be “No Way Home” but “Produced Before Court,” with bail applications replacing action sequences and statements under BNS taking over the dialogues.

Fans of law and order are calling it the most satisfying reboot of the franchise so far.